I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I wish life had little blips of pornography
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
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call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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