I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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