i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
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yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
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He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
Two words: nipple clamps
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