They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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