belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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