I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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