But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
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You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
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