sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
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he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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