She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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