Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
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can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
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I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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