I'm eating all of the evidence.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
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The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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