we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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