Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
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Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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