Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
my shit smells like andre
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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