I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
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Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
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Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
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I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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