marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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