My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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