she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
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She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
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she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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