I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
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he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
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Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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