Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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