I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
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I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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