It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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