i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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