It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
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Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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