im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
Someone signed my nipple.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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