you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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