I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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