not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
ok first of all what the fuck
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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