Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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