Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
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So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
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