Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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