Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
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I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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