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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.

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• (646): View more from New York

  he just put it in my mouth and said "go"

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.

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  First class.

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• (925): View more from California

  I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?

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• (714): View more from California

  drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  we should probably just go check in at the police station right now

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept

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• (+45): View more from Denmark

  Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?

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• (559): View more from California

  Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday

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