What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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