I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
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If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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