I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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