My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Randomize
