At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
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you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Go christen that room with your naked body.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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