So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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