You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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