She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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