You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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