thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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