Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
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