How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
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She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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