He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
operation have a gay friend backfired
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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