dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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