LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Randomize
