weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
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Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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