I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
She announced her abortion via fbk
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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