I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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