Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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