I feel like I'm in dance class right now
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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