can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
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Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
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I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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