i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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